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once-in-a-blue-moon:

I had a sex dream about Joffrey last night. Not Jack Gleeson. Joffrey. 

Well that’s new.

Treat ‘em mean keep ‘em keen.

Let’s be real though, its just because you want to get in to Margarys blue dresses, and if that means a possibly violent death at the hands of a sadistic psychopath its a risk you’re willing to take.

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once-in-a-blue-moon asked: You sent it to me en prive. Ok so you just made me realise how much I overeat in a day. Reckon I eat like 3000 calories. Like where is your dessert? I always have dessert. Even if that just means having a dairy milk because there is no actual dessert. Maaaaannnnn....

skinnylittlebear:

Ahhh, I answered on my phone and though it ate the message!

I was talking to Winter about this the other day actually. We always had dessert growing up - we’d sit up for dinner every night, probably have seconds and then have some kind of dessert to finish. He apparently only had it as a treat.

I have peanut butter a lot, that’s kind of sweet. Raspberries and banana and yoghurt. I eat dark chocolate chips on my pancakes sometimes. Last week my area manager gave me an Easter Egg for some sweet Easter decorations so I had two Wispa bars and half a chocolate egg. And my mum just sent me a huge box of 33 Lindt bunny paws so… it’s not like I don’t eat chocolate!

You probably eat more one day and less the next, it’s very normal. And I wouldn’t worry about the amount of calories you eat, as long as you feel full and happy. I have a terrible relationship with food and portion sizes, so I have to count the damn things otherwise I’m oblivious to what I’m eating. It’s very all or nothing for me.

I was talking to a mate of mine about deserts the other day and they are his downfall too. I just don’t really get it, like Lucy says we just never really havelots of deserts in my house.

As a kid I think we had desert somewhat often, but it was normally something like Angel Delight (which I’m fairly sure I would hate as an adult). As we got older I remember my parents and sister always used to have fruit yoghurts after dinner, but I was never a fan so I’d just not have anything.

On occasions like Christmas and Easter my dad will make things, but even then I’m not too fussed. I’ll normally settle for a scoop of vanilla ice cream if it’s there but I just don’t get the need for people to have desert. I’d rather eat more savoury food.

Now biscuits on the other hand, they were always around and I could easily demolish 2000 calories of cookies in about 20 minutes. They are crazy unhealthy.

(p.s. it seems as though you can’t crop question and answer reblogs?)

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skinnylittlebear:

Shout out to m’boyfriend for publicising my weight loss blog so now people I know in real life can look back at my posts and see my chubby belly just hanging out.

Whatever, my belly is cute as hell at whatever size.

Hi friends!

Your boyfriend sounds awesome. And handsome. So handsome.

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charlizardusedfireblast:

I still laugh every time I see this. This video also has no dislikes.

I lost it at LeWasher and LeDryer

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skinnylittlebear:

My day is pretty much arranged around what I’m eating. Food is the best. I had this for dinner the other day and it was amazing and the boyfriend was like, damn that’s a lot of food. (It was awesome.)

Your boyfriend sounds awesome. And handsome. So handsome.

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1) Ask before you take pictures, and be genuinely willing to not take them. People who don’t mind being photographed doing all kinds of wild things onstage may not want to be photographed checking the crotch of their underwear for clitty litter. Or, they may wish to be photographed only by…

I think clitty litter is one of the most unpleasant phrases I’ve ever heard.

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sillylittlebear:

nbcsnl:

Something very big is coming.

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spoil sport

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once-in-a-blue-moon:

sillylittlebear:

givemeinternet:

Saw a guy protesting winter

Holly, is this you in disguise?

Looks like my goaty.
You can’t see cos he’s out of shot but Winter is stood opposite me with a similar sign that reads “NO MORE HAPPY THINGS EVER”.

Excuse you

once-in-a-blue-moon:

sillylittlebear:

givemeinternet:

Saw a guy protesting winter

Holly, is this you in disguise?

Looks like my goaty.

You can’t see cos he’s out of shot but Winter is stood opposite me with a similar sign that reads “NO MORE HAPPY THINGS EVER”.

Excuse you

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During the aftermath of 9/11, Search and Rescue dogs found so few living people, that it caused them great stress because they believed they had failed. Handlers and Rescue workers had to regularly hide in the rubble in order to give the rescue dogs a successful find, and keep their spirits up.

Aww the puppies

During the aftermath of 9/11, Search and Rescue dogs found so few living people, that it caused them great stress because they believed they had failed. Handlers and Rescue workers had to regularly hide in the rubble in order to give the rescue dogs a successful find, and keep their spirits up.

Aww the puppies

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